I am the best woman in the world! This good news was brought to me by an online jewellery platform and I am so delighted about it! I was also informed that treating myself on this momentous discovery of my womanhood is critical and I must buy a pair of earrings I do not need.

My fav online site is offering a 40% discount for women on… hold your breath… beauty and grooming! Because, what else could a woman possibly be looking for da! A little voice in my head whispers a protest to this tokenism of Women’s Day, but I’m quick to shush it.

Having the attention span of a goldfish, I move from offer to offer, as the world out there gets eager to reward me for being a woman. At a price of course. To buy or not to buy, that is the question.

Look at me now.

Struggling to choose between the red silk saree or the blue chikankari kurta. In a dilemma..! Should I book myself for the skin lightening treatment first or buy myself the weight loss package before that? The Mahilas of this world have never had so many choices.